Nobody Warned You That Wiping Would Be The Hardest Part? Here's Why...

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CLEAN WITHOUT WIPING
FROM DAY ONE

3 Bottles for $95
(Only $31.67 per bottle)

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  • No Batteries, No Plumbing, No Install
  • 380 ml Warm Rinse Per Fill
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CLEAN WITHOUT WIPING

...A Body That's Healing Needs Water, Not Paper

  • “Nothing had to touch my stitches. Spray, pat, done.”

    — Hannah L.Verified Buyer
  • “The hospital bottle stayed in the drawer. The difference is night and day.”

    — Megan R.Verified Buyer
  • “At 35 weeks wiping was gymnastics. Now it isn't.”

    — Priya S.Verified Buyer
  • “My son's two now and I still use mine every period.”

    — Rachel K.Verified Buyer
  • “I'm the frugal one in my friend group and I'd buy it again tomorrow.”

    — Jess T.Verified Buyer
  • “Did my own care in a tiny NICU toilet and actually felt clean.”

    — Sofia G.Verified Buyer
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Capacity: 380 ml / 12.8 oz per fill.

Size: 19.7 × 6.2 cm (7.76 × 2.44 in), round body.

Material: EVA + ABS + PP.

Lid: included, for carrying and storing.

Power: none. No batteries, no plumbing, no outlet, no install.

Colors: Pink, White or Purple.

Packaging: ships new in its own color box, 6.4 × 6.4 × 20.1 cm (2.52 × 2.52 × 7.91 in).

In the box: one Cotzia™ bottle with its lid.

How Cotzia Gets You Clean Without Wiping Anything Sore

Cotzia is a 380 ml warm-rinse squeeze bottle. Fill it with warm water, flip it and squeeze. The water reaches where paper and hands can't, so nothing has to rub stitched, torn or swollen skin. How hard you squeeze sets the pressure.

✓ Clean with warm water, no wiping

✓ Soft squeeze on sore days, firmer when you're not

✓ No twisting your wrist backward to aim

✓ Fits the hospital bag, the diaper bag or a suitcase

✓ 90-day money-back guarantee: buy before birth, decide after

Trusted by 95,000+ customers

THE RINSE-NOT-RUB POSTPARTUM BOTTLE

COTZIA™ PORTABLE BIDET

Get clean without wiping anything sore 💧 A warm rinse you flip, squeeze and control, packed in your hospital bag before baby 👜

Warm-water rinse, nothing rubs sore skin

Your squeeze sets the pressure, soft to firm

Fits the hospital bag, diaper bag or suitcase

No batteries, no plumbing, no install

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    Thought The Hospital Bottle Would Do?
    So Did These Moms.

    • The free one ran dry two-thirds in

      With my first I fought the hospital bottle for days, twisting my wrist and refilling at the sink. For baby two I packed Cotzia. Flip, squeeze, whole bottle, done. The difference is night and day.

      MR
      Megan R.
      Verified Buyer
    How Cotzia works: fill with warm water, flip, squeeze. 380 ml, 19.7 × 6.2 cm, no batteries or plumbing
    • Clean Without Wiping
    • Warm Rinse, No Rubbing
    • You Set The Pressure
    • No Wrist-Twist To Aim
    • Packs In The Hospital Bag
    • Period Days, Trips & Office
    • No Batteries, No Install
    Nobody Warned You About The Wiping?

    The Bathroom Is Where Recovery Gets Real

    Late pregnancy, stitches, bleeding, a sore bottom after a procedure. None of it shows up on the birth plan. It shows up every time you sit down on the toilet and reach for the paper.

    Wiping Becomes Gymnastics

    Wiping Becomes Gymnastics

    By the third trimester the bump is in the way. You twist, you reach, you wipe again, and you still don't feel clean.

    Trusted by Priya S.

    “Two minutes on the toilet, ten minutes to wipe. Cotzia ended the gymnastics before the baby even came.”

    Stitches You're Scared To Touch

    Stitches You're Scared To Touch

    After birth, paper on a tear or stitches is the last thing you want. Dabbing and hoping isn't the same as feeling clean.

    Trusted by Hannah L.

    “There was no wiping happening. Warm water while I peed, then pat dry. That was it.”

    The Free Bottle That Fights You

    The Free Bottle That Fights You

    The hospital one makes you twist your wrist backward to aim, then runs dry before you're done. Back to the sink to refill, sore and bleeding.

    Trusted by Megan R.

    “With the free one I'd get two-thirds through and have to refill. With Cotzia it's one fill, one rinse.”

    No Bidet Where You Need One

    No Bidet Where You Need One

    The office, a trip, a rental, the NICU toilet. Wherever paper is the only option, you're back to rubbing.

    Trusted by Sofia G.

    “It lived in my bag. Any toilet, any time, I could get properly clean.”

    And The Part Nobody Tells You?

    Most moms skip it before birth, then rush-order one from bed on day 2, 3 or 4, after days of mess. Pack it now and it's there for the very first trip to the bathroom.

    90-Day Money-Back Guarantee

    What to Expect

    From The Hospital Bag To Baby's First Birthday

    What moms say it's like, from packing the bag to the periods that come after. Every recovery is different. The 90-day guarantee covers the third trimester through your first weeks home.

    1. Weeks 34–38

      One thing is handled before birth

      • Packed next to the pads, not rush-ordered later
      • No more twisting to reach at 35 weeks
      • One less thing on the “nobody warned me” list
      • Practised the flip once at home
      • Your doula and mom friends all said get one
      • Walking in prepared, not scared

      Trusted by Priya S.

      “I'm 35 weeks and it's already in the bag. Honestly, it's been saving me since the day I bought it.”

    2. Day 1–3

      The first pee isn't the thing you dread

      • Spray while you pee: less of the sting
      • No wiping stitches or tears
      • Whole bottle, no refilling halfway
      • No wrist-twist to aim
      • Pat, don't rub
      • Back in bed faster

      Trusted by Hannah L.

      “I was so scared of that first pee. Warm water while I went, pat dry, done. Nothing touched the stitches.”

    3. Week 1

      You feel clean for the first time since birth

      • Clean, not just ‘dabbed’
      • Your own routine, no help needed
      • Private, even with a full house
      • Works in the NICU bathroom too
      • Small enough to keep by the toilet
      • The hospital bottle stays in the drawer

      Trusted by Sofia G.

      “Doing my care in a tiny NICU toilet, it was the one thing that made me feel like me.”

    4. Weeks 2–6

      You stop dreading the bathroom

      • Softer squeeze on sore days
      • Fewer showers after every poop
      • Packed for the first outing with baby
      • Less paper, less rubbing
      • Same gentle routine, every trip
      • You start telling friends to get one

      Trusted by Megan R.

      “Week three with my first, I was still fighting the free bottle. This time I'd forgotten it was ever hard.”

    5. Month 2 And Beyond

      It's just how you like to get clean now

      • Period days, every month
      • In the suitcase for trips
      • No batteries, no outlet, no install
      • One per bathroom, one for the bag
      • The office, camping, any toilet without a bidet
      • “How did I live without one?”

      Trusted by Rachel K.

      “My son is two. I still reach for it every period. So much for a two-week item.”

    6. Day 90

      You bought before birth and decided after

      • Bought before birth, judged after
      • Covers the third trimester to the first weeks home
      • Not for you? Money back
      • No chasing a marketplace seller
      • No risk taken on a ‘maybe’
      • Kept for the next baby

      Trusted by Jess T.

      “Day 80, I remember thinking: I'm not sending this back. Ever.”

    90-day money-back guarantee

    Don't Wait Until Day 3 To Order It

    Don't Wait Until Day 3 To Order It

    Moms tell the same story again and again.

    Skip the bottle before birth. Come home stitched and bleeding. Spend a few days fighting the free hospital bottle, twisting to aim and refilling at the sink. Then rush-order one from bed and wait for it to show up.

    By then the hardest bathroom trips are behind you, and you did them the hard way.

    Pack Cotzia at 34 to 38 weeks and it's there for the very first one. Orders ship within 12–24 hours, and the 90-day money-back guarantee means you can buy now and decide after the birth.

    Don't be scared. Be prepared.

    90-day money-back guarantee

    6 Details. One Gentle Rinse.

    Not Another Ketchup Bottle From The Hospital

    Cotzia is built around one idea, Rinse-Not-Rub: warm water does the cleaning, so nothing has to rub skin that's healing. Here's what that takes.

    380 ml / 12.8 oz Body
    380 ml / 12.8 oz BodyOne full rinse per fill

    The Whole-Rinse Capacity

    Fill it once with warm water and you have enough for a full rinse. No getting two-thirds through and heading back to the sink.

    Why It Matters? When you're sore and bleeding, every extra trip to the tap is one too many.

    Squeeze-To-Spray Body
    Squeeze-To-Spray BodyYour hand sets the pressure

    Pressure You Control

    The harder you squeeze, the harder the water comes out. A soft squeeze for stitches, a firmer one once you've healed.

    Why It Matters? Gentle is the point when it's sore. A jet you can't turn down is the last thing you want.

    Flip & Aim
    Flip & AimNo backward wrist-twist

    Made To Be Used Upside Down

    You flip it and squeeze. You don't have to bend your wrist backward to aim the way a straight hospital bottle makes you.

    Why It Matters? Your hand stays in a natural position at the exact moment everything else hurts.

    Warm Water Only
    Warm Water OnlyNo soap, no wipes, no paper

    Rinse, Not Rub

    Warm water reaches where paper and hands can't. Rinse, then pat dry with a soft towel or paper. Nothing gets rubbed.

    Why It Matters? No friction on stitched, torn or swollen skin. Moms' tip: rinse while you pee so warm water dilutes what stings.

    Lid Included
    Lid IncludedFor the bag and the shelf

    Packs Like A Toiletry

    At 19.7 × 6.2 cm (7.76 × 2.44 in) and with its own lid, it slides into a hospital bag, diaper bag or toiletry bag.

    Why It Matters? It goes where you go: the hospital, the NICU, the office, the suitcase.

    No Power Needed
    No Power NeededNo batteries, plumbing or outlet

    Nothing To Install

    No batteries to charge, no seat to fit, no landlord to ask. Fill, flip, squeeze, anywhere there's a tap.

    Why It Matters? It works in a rental, a hotel, a campsite or a bathroom with no outlet, from day one.

    One Bottle vs A Bathroom Full Of Workarounds

    With Cotzia

    With Cotzia

    Getting By Without

    Getting By Without

    Warm-water rinse

    nothing rubs

    Toilet paper on sore skin

    rub, dab, repeat

    Your squeeze sets the pressure

    soft to firm

    Plumbed bidet

    can feel too strong at first

    Flip and squeeze

    no wrist-twist

    Free hospital bottle

    twist to aim, refill

    Fits the hospital bag

    19.7 × 6.2 cm

    Sitz bath

    stays at home

    No batteries, no install

    fill and go

    Battery or seat bidet

    charging or fitting

    Plain warm water

    no wipes needed

    Wet wipes

    rubbing and refills

    90-day money-back guarantee

    buy before birth

    Cheap marketplace bottle

    often non-returnable

    Price-Conscious? So Were These Moms.

    • Cheaper than the regret

      “I almost bought a $13 bottle with no returns and nobody to email. Paying more for a real guarantee felt silly for about a day. Months later I'd do it again in a heartbeat.”

      JT
      Jess T.Verified Buyer
    • The 2-pack just made sense

      “One for the bag, one for the bathroom at home. $34.50 a bottle and nobody carrying one up and down the stairs.”

      TW
      Tom W.Verified Buyer
    • Two years of use, not two weeks

      “I justified it as a postpartum thing. Two years and a lot of periods later, it's the best-value thing that came out of my hospital bag.”

      RK
      Rachel K.Verified Buyer

    90-day money-back guarantee

    Why Cotzia Is Different

    Cotzia vs The Free Hospital Bottle

    Keep the free one if it works for you. Moms who switched say this is the one they reach for, and the one that leaves the house with them.

    Cotzia

    Cotzia

    Hospital Bottle

    Hospital Bottle

    Flip and squeeze, no backward wrist-twist

    Twist your wrist backward to aim

    380 ml for a full rinse per fill

    Moms say it runs dry two-thirds in

    Your squeeze sets a soft or firm stream

    Hard to keep gentle while you twist

    Fits a hospital, diaper or toiletry bag

    Not made for the diaper bag

    Keeps going: periods, trips, the office

    Usually binned after recovery

    Ships new in its own color box

    Handed over at discharge

    Choose Pink, White or Purple

    Whatever the ward hands out

    90-day money-back guarantee

    Free, but nothing to fall back on

    Built For The Moment You Need It Most

    The first pee, the first poo, the first week home. Warm water, gentle pressure from your own hand, and nothing rubbing skin that's healing.

    90-Day Money-Back Guarantee

    Don't spend your first week home fighting a free bottle…

    Trusted by Megan R.

    😌 Felt Clean Again👜 Packed At 36 Weeks💧 No Wiping Stitches

    Don't spend your first week home fighting a free bottle…

    With my first baby I came home with the hospital bottle and a lot of optimism. By day three I was twisting my wrist to aim, running out two-thirds of the way through and shuffling back to the sink to refill. Mostly I just dabbed what I could and felt gross.

    For baby number two, Cotzia went into my hospital bag at 36 weeks, right next to the pads. The first pee after the birth, I filled it with warm water, flipped it and squeezed while I went. Pat dry. Done. Nothing touched anything sore.

    It sounds like such a small thing. It isn't. Feeling clean is what made me feel like myself again, in a house full of people, with a newborn on me.

    The difference is night and day. Pack the bottle.

    90-day money back guarantee

    FAQs

    Isn't the free hospital bottle good enough?

    It might be, and you can keep it. Moms who switched say the free one makes them twist to aim and runs dry before they're done. Cotzia is the one you flip and squeeze, with 380 ml for a full rinse, and it's the one that fits in your bag when you leave the house.

    Is it worth buying for a couple of weeks of use?

    Postpartum comes first. After that come period days, trips, camping, the office and any bathroom without a bidet. Plenty of moms are still using theirs years later. And if it doesn't earn its place, the 90-day money-back guarantee covers you.

    Why $39 when I've seen peri bottles for $13?

    The $13 ones are often non-returnable, with nobody to contact when something goes wrong. Cotzia comes with a 90-day money-back guarantee and ships within 12–24 hours. Buy two and it's $34.50 a bottle. Buy three and it's $31.67, enough for home, the bag and a friend.

    Will it leak when I flip it or carry it?

    We won't call any squeeze bottle leak-proof. Reviews across the whole category are split. Empty it and put the lid on for carrying, and check the cap is on firmly before you flip it at the toilet. If ours lets you down, the 90-day money-back guarantee covers you.

    Is the stream strong enough to actually get me clean?

    Your squeeze sets the pressure. Squeeze gently when it's sore and harder when it isn't. For stitches or tender skin, gentle is the point, not a jet. One 380 ml fill gives you a full rinse without heading back to the sink.

    How do I keep it clean? I'm worried about mold.

    Each bottle ships new in its own color box. After each use, empty it, rinse it, shake it out and let it dry with the lid off. Don't leave water standing in it between uses.

    What if I end up having a C-section?

    You bleed after birth either way, and bending to wipe isn't easy after surgery. Cotzia is a warm-water rinse for anyone who can't, or would rather not, bend and wipe. It's also handy in late pregnancy, before the birth. Follow your own care team's aftercare advice.

    Is it too big to travel with?

    It's 19.7 cm tall and 6.2 cm wide (7.76 × 2.44 in) and holds 380 ml, enough for one full rinse without refilling. That's slim enough for a hospital bag, diaper bag or toiletry bag, and it comes with a lid for carrying.

    Should I wait and buy it closer to my due date?

    Buy it now. The 90-day money-back guarantee covers a third-trimester order through your first weeks at home, so you can decide after the birth. If it doesn't earn its place, send it back.

    How do I use it?

    Fill it with warm water and keep the lid on until you're sitting down. Take the lid off, check the cap, flip it, aim and squeeze softly. Try rinsing while you pee to take the sting out. Pat dry and you're done. Practise once at home before your due date.

    Is it only for postpartum?

    No. People use it whenever wiping hurts or doesn't work: late pregnancy, recovery after a procedure, hemorrhoids, limited reach. Bidet fans use it when they're away from theirs, at the office, in a rental or on a trip. It's a gentle rinse for comfort and feeling clean, not a medical treatment.

    When will my order arrive?

    Orders ship within 12–24 hours. Delivery time after that depends on where you live, so order a few weeks before your due date so it's in your bag with time to spare.